Why Can’t We Be Friends
Who are you?
Are you new here?
Why don’t you answer me?
Do speak English?
Do you speak at all?
Let me look at you. Round shape, red nose, strange behavior.
We could be friends, you know.
I don’t mind that you are green. Or that you have spikes.
But I love to talk. And you obviously don’t. So we’re not going to be friends. Not enemies either. Just not friends.
Are you sad now? Happy?
Gosh I hate it when somebody doesn’t answer!